Cake Shop · Hurst, Woodley
Chaos & Cakes Menu & Prices
Here is what you can typically expect on the counter at Chaos & Cakes: 31 items across 5 sections, from cake by the slice to cheesecakes, brownies & bakes.
Indicative menu. Items and prices are typical for this style of bakery and are not supplied by Chaos & Cakes. Always ask staff about allergens.
Cake by the Slice
- Red velvet sliceV £3.85 Crimson cocoa sponge with cream cheese frosting and crumb decoration.
- Chocolate fudge cake slicePopularV £4.90 Three tiers of moist chocolate sponge with thick chocolate fudge frosting.
- Carrot cake sliceVN £4.50 Spiced carrot and walnut sponge layered with tangy cream cheese frosting.
- Coffee and walnut sliceVN £4.25 Coffee sponge with espresso buttercream and candied walnut halves.
- Salted caramel sliceV £4.70 Caramel sponge layered with salted caramel sauce and silky buttercream.
- Biscoff cake sliceV £4.90 Caramelised biscuit sponge, Biscoff buttercream and a crunchy biscuit crumb.
- Victoria sponge slicePopularV £4.85 Light vanilla sponge sandwiched with strawberry jam and vanilla buttercream.
Whole Celebration Cakes
- Drip cake 8" with personalised messageV £55.00 Buttercream cake with a chocolate drip, sweets and your message on a plaque.
- Photo cake 10" (serves 25–30)V £63.50 Large single-tier cake printed with your edible photo image.
- Chocolate fudge cake 8" (serves 14–16)PopularV £50.00 Rich triple-layer chocolate cake with ganache drip and chocolate shards.
- Two-tier celebration cake 6"/8" (serves 30)V £148.50 Stacked sponge tiers in your choice of flavour with smooth buttercream finish.
- Carrot cake 6" (serves 8–10)VN £28.50 Spiced carrot cake with cream cheese frosting and sugar-paste carrots.
- Victoria sponge 6" (serves 8–10)PopularV £26.00 Classic jam and buttercream sponge, finished with a dusting of caster sugar.
- Red velvet cake 8" (serves 14–16)V £51.50 Layered red velvet sponge with cream cheese frosting and piped rosettes.
Custom & Occasion Cakes
- Wedding cake consultation and tastingPopularV £26.00 Sample flavours and plan your tiers, finish and flowers with our decorator.
- Christening cake 8"V £61.50 Soft pastel sponge cake with fondant decoration and personalised name.
- Bespoke birthday cake (from)PopularV £105.00 Designed to your theme with sugar-paste figures, toppers and hand piping.
- Corporate logo cake 10"V £83.50 Large tray-style sponge with your logo printed or piped for office events.
- Three-tier wedding cake 6"/8"/10" (serves 80)V £521.00 Elegant stacked tiers with semi-naked or smooth buttercream finish and fresh flowers.
- Gender reveal cake 8"V £63.50 Neutral outside with a pink or blue surprise sponge and sprinkles inside.
Cupcakes & Mini Treats
- Cupcake bouquet (12)V £36.00 Twelve cupcakes piped as flowers and arranged in a gift bouquet.
- Cake pops (box of 6)V £13.50 Cake crumb and frosting dipped in candy melts on a stick, decorated to theme.
- Vanilla cupcakePopularV £3.05 Light vanilla sponge topped with a tall swirl of vanilla buttercream.
- Chocolate cupcakePopularV £2.60 Moist cocoa sponge with chocolate buttercream and sprinkles.
- Box of 6 assorted cupcakesV £19.00 Mix of our daily flavours, boxed and ready to share or gift.
Cheesecakes, Brownies & Bakes
- Oreo cheesecake sliceV £4.70 Cookies-and-cream cheesecake topped with whipped cream and Oreo pieces.
- New York baked cheesecake slicePopularV £5.05 Dense, creamy baked vanilla cheesecake on a buttery digestive base.
- Brownie box (6)V £16.00 Six thick brownies in mixed flavours such as Kinder, Biscoff and Oreo.
- Triple chocolate brownieV £3.55 Gooey brownie packed with milk, white and dark chocolate chunks.
- Lotus Biscoff cheesecake slicePopularV £4.20 No-bake cheesecake swirled with Biscoff spread on a crushed biscuit base.
- BlondieV £3.25 White chocolate blondie with a chewy caramelised edge and soft middle.
Ordering tips for Chaos & Cakes
- Arrive early for the widest choice – bread and the most popular bakes often sell out by lunchtime.
- Whole and celebration cakes usually need ordering in advance – allow a few days for standard designs and longer for custom work.
- Allergen information must be available on request under UK law – ask before you buy if you have an allergy.
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